


And some random quotes I found on the net which are hilarious:
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat. ~Jennifer Greene Duncan
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. ~Jane Wagner
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~Ed Bluestone
Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~Author Unknown
I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown

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